• Me: I want a TARDIS
  • David's Friend: I have no idea what that is
  • Me: It's from Doctor Who, the longest running science fiction show ever it stands for Time and relative dimension in space
  • DF: No clue
  • Me: It's what the doctor uses to travel through time and space mainly it's a British call box
  • DF: You might as well be speaking Greek to me
  • Me: It uses time lord technology, it's bigger on the inside
  • David: So am I