• [stopped off at my moms house on my break to get some soda and sweets]
  • Me: What are you watching?
  • Mom: Tabitha's salon take over, why did you want to watch something?
  • Me: I just wanted to see if the state of the union address was still on I caught most of it at work but I wanted to see the end
  • Mom: Yeah he talks nice and all but he never follows through
  • Me: He inherited eight years of stupidity
  • Mom: I understand that but he's just not doing a very good job
  • Me: Yeah me and David were talking about how we were going to keep you from voting republican this year, I plan on just roofying you
  • Mom: I voted Democratic last year it's not gonna happen again for at least another 10 years
  • Me: ...you're a low income, single mother of three Hispanic children, you work a city job and are part of a union. Republicans hate EVERYTHING about you.
  • Mom: Unless they get a smart woman I won't vote Democratic
  • Me: I know it's your religion, but Jesus was a carpenter who stood up against greedy tax collectors and provided free health care with his miracles frankly even he would vote democratic.