• David: So I just asked him if he could host, but I don't know why I don't have more guys over
  • Me: You could
  • David: But I told you my room makes people depressed, when they walk in here it's always "oh I don't feel like it" now when I have sex in your room it's always good, they guys even say "wow you like comics"
  • Me: I can't believe you're getting better sex because I like comics
  • David: That's very closed minded of you
  • Me: I also don't know why I'm not more offended about you have sex in my bed
  • David: Conditioning, It's become the new norm, now take this cigarette and sit in the corner