• at 11 he taught me how to put a condom on
• at 12 he took me to Canada and taught me about people
• at 13 I began to adopt his sense of humor and comedic timing 
• at 14 he taught me how to drink
• at 15 he taught me more about reading people
• at 16 he taught me that we’re assholes but people like us because for some reason most people do want to hear the truth 
• at 17 he taught me how to drive correctly even though I didn’t listen 
• at 18 he let me move in with him and i learned how to live on my own
• at 19 he taught me how to play slots
• at 20 and 21 he’s been teaching hilarious life lessons which I know post on my blog. 

[he asked me to put this on Facebook but I thought it translated better on my blog besides it’s nice to know that even though I had a thieving, alcoholic, crack addict for a father I’ve always had an awesome person in my life to talk to]