February 2012
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I have been so busy this weekend I want to sleep...
I had to work crazy long overtime for my city job Saturday and today and I never finished my homework because sleep is a necessity. The very sad thing is I actually fell asleep trying to masturbate last night, I didn’t even get to finish…I don’t even Know how it happened I just remember walking up completely naked and almost drooling on my laptop.
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Week Of blahness
I have been working overtime every single day at my city job till 4:30 AM and still making it in to the poopy Randazzo’s job at 8AM while still trying to factor in studying time at both places because I have a huge exam tomorrow that I’m only 70% ready for and I’m just so tired that I want to sleep for days.
THANK BATMAN that it’s suppose to Snow like crazy tonight...
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"Si Quæris Peninsulam Amœnam Circumspice"
If you seek a pleasant peninsula look about you
Whenever I Skype with Amber I always get filled with Michigan Pride even though it’s soooo boring here and we hated it when she lived here still.
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So TJ How'd you spend your day?
Well I’m pretty sure I threw my back out vomiting.
Ahhhhhhh! I have the flu and I feel like I'm dying
I’m emetophobic and I hate this more than anything right now.
Doing tax stuff and FASFA stuff @ my mom's
Mom: Yelling at the printer and the manila folders. Ahhh it's one of those days TJ
Me: Where we sacrifice a virgin to great Egyptian god Imhotep
Mom: He's the really good looking mummy right
Me: Yes
Mom: Then yes
Me: I'll go look for a virgin
Mom: Actually even though he is the good looking one can we do it tomorrow night because I'm just to tried to enjoy him tonight.
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“Politicians all now have to pretend not to be racists. Despite the fact that...”
– Frankie Boyle [MTW]
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Crashed at my mom's house between jobs
[My mom is in love with Bravo and the housewives, she is a huge gay man]
Me: I can't beilve they need two hours for a housewives reunion when they haven't even been off the air for a week.
Mom: There's three parts the third one comes on monday at nine.
Me: I don't think you're allowed to watch Bravo if you vote republican
Mom: Why not?
Me: I don't think Andy Cohen would like that very much
Mom: Why not how much money do you think Andy Cohen has?
Me: Are you implying that he's a republican just because he has money?
Huge decision to make, and I'm a little nervous
…Okay I’m scared as hell. I’m not use to not trusting myself, I’m comfortable with not trusting anybody else but most of the time I know who I am.
As in all major life choices I use professional help to find some encouragement. Disney movies.
“If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet you’ve got to pay the toll. Take a gulp and take a breath and go ahead and...
TXT with the BFF who currently lives in Louisiana
Amber: Skype after work? or is it a late shift?
Me: Work till 3AM
Amber: Awee snap okay
Me: I can Skype after work tomorrow I only work till 7
Amber: Okay it's a date daaahhling
Me: Ohhhhh my first date with a pretty girl I'll wear my best panties
Amber: Great I won't wear any. Someone has to, might as well be you
Me: Mine are slightly prettier than yours
Amber: yeah, that is correct.
I have never in my life worn a white belt before,...
I bought an awesome metal bat symbol belt buckle which came with a free belt and the 19yo roommate needed a new white belt for his superman belt buckle [don’t ask me why he only wears it with a white belt] so I let him take my free belt however it doesn’t fit him so he threw it in my room and now it’s the only belt i own that fits my waist with this buckle.
TJ you're sad because you spent all day in bed...
…make myself cinnamon crazy bread from the little caesars pizza kit I just ordered and eat my feelings.
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My next tattoo
Me: I want a TARDIS
David's Friend: I have no idea what that is
Me: It's from Doctor Who, the longest running science fiction show ever it stands for Time and relative dimension in space
DF: No clue
Me: It's what the doctor uses to travel through time and space mainly it's a British call box
DF: You might as well be speaking Greek to me
Me: It uses time lord technology, it's bigger on the inside
David: So am I