January 2011
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My New Years plans...the same as last year
Stay Home, Drink fast for the next 2 hours and then go to bed because I have to be to work by 6AM tommorow
December 2010
39 posts
Spent the past three days with the extended family...
I absolutley hate Ohio it’s awful and not in the inbreed south kind of awful because at least their fun to look at. I never thought I’d say this but so glad I live in Michigan because at least it’s not Ohio.
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had to go to bathroom in shifts because work was...
[finally got my turn]
Manager: wow that was really fast
Me: Thank you I have a very powerful stream
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Today sucks, Why do we lose so much?
I hate mourning I really do. All the sadness and can’t even cry. It’s not a masculine thing I just don’t not since my grandmother died years ago. i’ve been through a parade of funerals my whole life, death just doesn’t affect me like i thought it would. not to mention the life troubles i’ve dealt with today it’s just not fair. I don’t hold a lot of...
TXTS with Amber
Amber: Having a worse day I need to call you tonight
Me: Im free
Amber: okay I will call you in a bit im coooking din din right now
Me: alright im on the edge of my seat
Me again: and by seat i mean this black guy
Amber: I love you, you fucking weirdo
Jaime “But…I like normal sex.” Tucker “Everyone’s... →
drewness88:
I. Would. Die.
I love this book/website “It’s the preferred method in Europe. Especially with the runway models. Don’t you want to do runways in Europe?”
after three years of torture I finally got a raise...
praise the heavens and the hells…gotta cover all my basses
I got another new piercing today
I can stop now for awhile that I have eight and I am back to an even number
David: I don’t like when you smoke, it makes you look sleezy like Ken Drabeck. Do you know who that is?
Me: Yes, and you shouldn’t speak ill of the dead
David: WHAAAT? Do you know me? Do you know who your speaking to? Your speaking to uncle David.
“Nothing says “I love you” like anaphylactic shock”
– Questionable Content
Spent my day doing nothing, caught up on...
drinking wine now, and the best part is I don’t have to worry about my grades because I kicked this semester’s ass spat in its face and made it my bitch.
Hot cocoa, Tumblr, Comics, and Nudity
is an amazing way to spend my evening
I HATE Andy Samberg
I’m pretty sure his unfunny digital shorts are giving me herpes
Proof that I would be the best secret santa
Her: Hey, I drew Angelina for secret santa what do you think I should get her?
Me: A vibrator
Her: What, She's almost 50
Me: Yeah and her husband is gone and her kids don't talk to her. Trust it would solve all of her problems.
Trabajo aspira hoy, y tengo que trabajar a las 8...
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“I won’t believe in heaven and hell. No saints, no sinners, no
Devil as...”
– XTC- Dear God
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“I won’t believe in heaven and hell. No saints, no sinners, no
Devil as...”
– XTC- Dear God
Last Nights TXTS: I love Amber
Me: When are we having our best friend heart to heart I need to plan it around my breakdown
Amber: Breakdown? Ummmmmmm im making homemade choc. chip cookies, call me to have your breakdown and we will reschedule mine!!
Commence the Fun-gasm: Today was my last day of...
And I aced the two finals I took today!
laptop is being a fucking bitch so my finals are...
Just sat in a corner screaming about why I can’t have nice things. Now I am rocking out to a middle school mix CD to calm my nerves EVE’s “Let me blow ya mind” is a great mood stabilizer
Had my last Ethics class today, didn't pay...
I spent two hours staring at the girl next to me and all the dandruff she had in her hair.
I've discovered that I'm having a mild allergic...
How exactly do I know this? My balls itch like I just sleep with Lindsey Lohan on a bed of syringes. So now I’m currently wearing no underwear since all of it was just washed with Satan’s detergent, lovely this was just in time for TMI TUesday.
Guitar Guy is singing now
…I want the cheese grater for my ears, or maybe a gun
I hate guys with guitars
I kinda understand if you’re in a band but if you just bring you guitar to campus to show off the few strings you know I should be able to take a cheese grater to remove your nipples. Your 30 and balding in room full of 20 year olds grow up and put away your fucking guitar.
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“Francine did someone bet me how many washcloths I could fit in my butt or did I...”
– Roger [American Dad!]
Now that Tumblr is operational again I'm never...
I really know my best friend
[On the phone]
Me: Hi
Amber: Hi
Me: You're Drunk
Amber: heeee, I am soooo drunk
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IT'S SNOWING IN MICHIGAN!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Excitement
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University in Detroit
[got up during my 3 hour class to grab a Pepsi]
Me: [Huge amounts of change in my hand while press the Pepsi button]
Bum: You got any change?
Me: [Look at my hand] Nope [Grabs Pepsi and leaves] Have a nice day.