February 2010
87 posts
“Lady Gaga has all these performers acting crazy. They ain’t letting her...”
– David
Beyonce as Alanis
hmm…Interesting
[Why am I watching The Grammy’s, they’re pointless]
January 2010
147 posts
Megan: This will be the first time we're hanging out, outside of school
Me: I hope I don't make an ass of myself
Megan: You do that everyday honey
I'm Tumblr'ing from another country
oooooohhhh, awww [Doctor Who theme] plays
“I think you’re pretty, My shirk says I’m witty. I wanna live for...”
– Lazy Confessions
Romance flies at my work
[Ringing costumers up in my line]
Guy: So are you a small curd or a large curd cottage cheese lady
Lady: ...Umm I like small curds
Me: [finish ringing lady up and guy is next in line] That was the worst come on ever
[watching Tropic Thunder on campus, realizing no one around has seen it]
Guy: Oh Tropic Thunder yeah the movie with Ben Afleck
Me: BEN STILLER
Guy: Same thing
Me: NO, Ben Afleck is like an anti-christ
Amber: You're looking more studly today
Me: [Smile and start to feel better about myself]
Amber: Maybe it's just because I forgot my glasses today
Leave me something completely distasteful →
12 hours of classes today SUCK!
“Nothing of importance happened today.”
– George III - King of England
(As written in his diary on July 4, 1776)
(via ooliquidnightoo)
Me: I was waiting for you to get out of the tub so i could take a shower
David: yeah, I was really cold
Me: I thought you were in there rubbing out the easy one before you left
David: there's an easy one?
Me: ..Oh right you never sleep with women, okay the easy one is if you masturbate before having sex with a girl you have a better chance of lasting longer
David: That doesn't sound fun at all
Dreamt in "Hair" last night
and woke up signing it…maybe I should take a break from it
“You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit,...”
– Morticia Addams / Life coach / Sister-girlfriend. (via extrafirmhold)
Made a new friend in my Physics lab
[after chatting for a bit]
Jen: Yeah you should come to this frat rave with me this weekend it will be cool
Me: No, the last frat thing I went to was just awful, I don't go to frats in Detroit anymore
Jen: Which one was it?
Me: Pike
Jen: Oh my god did you get date raped, that is the worst one to go to.
Me: ..not that I know of
[watching trailer for when in rome]
Me: Sadly I would actually see that because I like Kristen Bell
David: You love Josh Duhamel
Me: I said Kristen Bell, can you only hear the words with penises attached to them
David: Maybe that could be why so bad at my job
Amber, guess what I did in school today
Watch Nosferatu, for educational purposes
Anonymous asked: Say some freak accident happens. Somehow... your asshole gets sucked out and your intestines are unraveling out at a pretty decent speed. Your neighbors are having a family BBQ, so there is no attempting to lean over the pool edge for those pair of hedge trimmers. Could you chew yourself loose, or just welcome your awful & literally shitty death?
frankiesayssnorlax asked: Officer Judy or Nurse Joy?
Why am I watching The Inbetweeners?
I don’ think i have laughed once, but I’m on episode five and I can’t stop…
“They’ll be ga-ga at the go-go when they see me in my toga my toga made of...”
– “Hair”
Anonymous asked: do you really sell yourself? did you get abused as a child or something?
[Watching TV]
Mom's Boyfriend: Hey, is that cops
Me: yeah, did you want to watch
Mom's BF: yeah, maybe we'll see your father on here and we can bring the kids in and show where there dad is
“I should say this isn’t my whole life it’s not all spaceships and stuff because...”
– Elton [Doctor Who]
“Everything we do is a choice: oatmeal or cereal, highway or side street, kiss...”
– Ned, Pushing Daisies (via quote-book) (via tvquotes)
Can't sleep and can't check tumblr because it's...
…what am I suppose to do know? live a healthier less internet obsessed life, pssh boring