Hiding in my area at work since management cut all our hours tonight and as the union rep everyone wants to bitch to me even though since we’re all part time employees there’s nothing I can do…I hate this place
- David: I love that you're working out in jeans.
- Me: I just wanted to get it done and I needed my shoes on but I didn't feel like taking the shoes off to take the pants off to put the shoes back on.
- David: Until the pants rip
- Me: They're super stretchy
- David: You think that until they're not, stretch, stretch, stretch then rip just like your asshole and then it's "I guess one of you guys is going to have to leave 7 is just my limit".
Nothing says happy birthday TJ like finally getting off of work and a 40
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